Although it took a long time to see the end of this endeavor, they finally made it to the place they can call home. New Earth, a planet made in the alpha session of the humans, also occupied by humans. Ok, so ya the humans won and we lost blah, blah, blah it doesn't fucking matter, but thats not the point. This is our story on New Earth not theirs so shut up and sit your pink asses down and listen. We arrived on New Earth during a cold Fall day, surprisingly it was already crawling with pink monkeys! We ascended from the clouds on whatever the fuck John was using. When we landed the humans ran away in all directions out of fear or just plain